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  • pizzaforpresident

    This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

  • recycled-soul

    This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

  • riskpig

    WHAT?

  • endangeredslug

    The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

  • riskpig

    WHAT?????

  • thegrimmlovely

    Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

  • madamehearthwitch

    Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

  • mayothefirst
  • lipsredasroses

    Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

  • biggest-gaudiest-fish

    WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

  • jehovahhthickness

    This is very true lol

  • bundibird

    Yo what the f u c k

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  • safifonhasstrel

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  • festivefeathers

    not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

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  • thesaltofcarthage

    I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

  • midnight-spectrum-again

    What the fuck

  • gotterhag

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  • asthmaticpansexual

    i-

    ….thank you tumblr??

  • stankpasta

    hm. 

  • krystal-prism

    I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments

  • soulvomit

    I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.

  • wordsaremylife

    Well I never

  • digital-magus

    As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.

    Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.

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  • neuronary

    ‘redditors need to know this’, ‘twitterinas need to know that’… no. you need to know one thing and that is that you are not allowed to complain about werewolf fuckers. this is the werewolf fucking website. grow up and go fuck a werewolf.

  • once-a-polecat
  • were--ralph

    What does this gif have to do with werewolves?

  • flizaa

    if you have to ask you’re not ready

  • were--ralph

    can you explain? i don’t get it

  • thefirstanomally

    This is like someone just informed the newcomers about the devils sacrament taking place every full moon and the devil itself popped up asking “what sacrament?” with a cheshire grin.

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  • imagine-being-scared-of-bread

    Kafka made me emotionally destitute with his, "I solve problems by letting them devour me" . Just like him, I'm trying to communicate something incommunicable, to explain something inexplicable, to tell about something I only feel in my bones. As my inner realm descends into chaos, my mental serenity cascades into oblivion, mirroring the turbulence within. Feeling differently from what I think and thinking differently from what I "should" think will be the death of me.

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  • vamp1rate

    Have you ever hallucinated? (hallucinations differ from illusions, which is experiencing real stimuli but interpreting it as being something different from reality)

    yes, visual

    yes, auditory

    yes, tactile (feeling on/under skin)

    yes, gustatory (taste)

    yes, olfactory (smell)

    yes, somatic (feeling inside the body)

    yes, two or more of these types

    no, I've never hallucinated

    other (please specify)

    show results

    please answer honestly, or simply hit show results. if there's interest, i can make one for illusions as well. If there's any confusion on terminology, let me know and I'll be happy to explain.

    reblogs to increase sample size are appreciated, but nobody is under any pressure to reblog this.